And God help me when I sneeze.

You ever wondered if God used a little wordplay when he named his favorite animal?

Yes, my memory's shit, but I've never been able to count this high before.

Soldier, cop, firefighter. We all have our role in life. For some of us, that role is raiding the fridge.

This shirt is the cat's ass.

...from vinyl.

Brisket is King. Our respect, Lord Meat.  

I mean pastry. Definitely pastry.

Could you maybe go for a drive?

It's about focus, politeness, and a bloodless workplace.

It could be worse. We could be dead. And we will be -- soon.  

What more could you need? Ooh, pastry. Maybe a pastry.