I drink coffee because murder is rude and jail is uncomfortable.
I drink coffee because murder is rude and jail is uncomfortable.
It's about focus, politeness, and a bloodless workplace.
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
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